Friday, September 30, 2005

Text Messages From a Broad

Broad: I have a ? Where is Bubble Lounge
Guy: West Broadway between Franklin and White
Broad: Thanks how are you sorry i was so weird the other day i was on drugs I'm not usually like that
Guy: (no response)

Broad (24 Hours later): I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
Guy: Laaaate.

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